Time Does Not Exist

Time does not exist.

Too all of my friends who think I am a cook...here is the confirmation.

Time is a description of change. Change is the universal movement of energy. Just like the measurement of "three feet" doesn't really exist, neither does "twelve seconds". It is a description. My clunky descriptions may not fully grasp the situation, but I don't feel time.

It doesn't make the type of sense that...well...not much really makes sense, but time definitely doesn't. And I publicly proclaim!